Little Lies I Tell Myself

  1. "I'll lie down for a couple minutes and then get up and brush my teeth."
    Never happens.
  2. "Just one bite [of some divine dessert]."
    Right.
  3. "Meeting up with my ex is a good idea. We've totally both moved on."
    Nope.
  4. "I'm not drunk, just a bit tipsy."
    Past the point of no return.