Was it the Oreos or the wine?
  1. Eat 10 Oreos
  2. Finish off a bottle of cab sav
  3. Practice trumpet
  4. Clean out my purse
  5. Put on the dark colors I never use in my eyeshadow pallets
    And a deep red lipstick I got for free to keep up the hooker vibes
  6. Proceed to dance around and sing Queen songs
  7. Put on skimpy dresses I don't wear
  8. Sing more Queen
  9. Reenact half of Grease
  10. Christmas shopping