THINGS I DID INSTEAD OF JUST GOING TO SLEEP

Was it the Oreos or the wine?
  1. 1.
    Eat 10 Oreos
  2. 2.
    Finish off a bottle of cab sav
  3. 3.
    Practice trumpet
  4. 4.
    Clean out my purse
  5. 5.
    Put on the dark colors I never use in my eyeshadow pallets
    And a deep red lipstick I got for free to keep up the hooker vibes
  6. 6.
    Proceed to dance around and sing Queen songs
  7. 7.
    Put on skimpy dresses I don't wear
  8. 8.
    Sing more Queen
  9. 9.
    Reenact half of Grease
  10. 10.
    Christmas shopping