THINGS YOU SEE IN A HOOKAH BAR

My friends made me go
  1. Lots of pinky rings
  2. Crop tops
  3. Mysterious carpet stains
  4. A girl stay in the one stall bathroom for 30 minutes
  5. Creepy men lurking too long
  6. A football game on tv?
  7. The owner circling around saying "perfect, perfect"