My Usual Thoughts During Synagogue

Inspired by @brykelley
  1. Do I sound like that when I sing שירו לאדוני שיר חדש ?
  2. Ben was right - you're either a Dalai Lama Jew or an MLK Jew.
  3. I hope there's something good for dinner at the potluck
  4. I like the kids who keep yelling and running around. Good to see someone is lively here
  5. Why do I sit in the back but complain about people sitting in the back?
  6. I hope no one texts me for directions. That would be poor timing on their part
  7. I wonder what the rabbi is thinking right now?
  8. What parshah is it again? I hope it's not vayikra