A List of Places My Boyfriend Wants Us to Live That I REFUSE to Live in

  1. St Louis
    The crime rate is laughably high.
  2. Chicago
    Cold, windy, Midwest, Cubs fans, Deep-dish. Ugh
  3. Seattle
    The imminent megathrust earthquake and tsunami.
  4. Portland
    (Oregon) see above
  5. Austin
    Texas is all around you.