Reasons I Can't Remember Sh*t
- 1.Too much wine last night or too many Bloody Mary's this morning (Sundays only).
- 2.Gym left me energized and empowered, for 1 hour. Body needs a nap, brain currently taking one.
- 3.Brain seems to block recall of people/things I don't like. It feels like "why waste the space?".
- 4.I sucked at that picture card memory game in kindergarten, so this is my fate.