You Know You're Hanging With a Real Friend When...
- •They not only will tell you when you have something in your tooth, they will pick it out for you if you're unsuccessful.
- •Bonus, they'll pick food out of your hair and off your clothes. (This frequently happens to me at work.)
- •You can be mid conversation and feel free to pee while still on the phone, flush and all!
- •You're at their house, they drop food on the floor, you pick it up and toss it back in the bowl. No questions asked.
- •They will tell you when you've wiped your flour hands on your ass, and help you clean up.
- •You ask them "Do I look fat in this?", and they answer you honestly.