TOP THINGS THAT TELL YOU YOU'RE AT A LIBRARY CONFERENCE

  1. Librarians of all shapes, sizes and levels of craziness
  2. Coffee! And alcohol!
  3. Lots of cardigans
  4. Tote bags and giveaways
  5. Same recorded books vendors as always
  6. Men's bathrooms reassigned as women's
  7. Intense conversations about "the way we've always done it"
  8. Multiple pieces of tech on each lap
  9. Introverts forced to socialize for 3 days in a row
  10. Books around every turn