QUESTIONS I HAVE ASKED MY FRIENDS RECENTLY
I'm 22 and this is where my life is at right now.
- •Are converse sneakers 'smart casual'?
- •Can you please spray this hello kitty bubblegum spray on my face?
- •Is it prostitution if I sleep with him and he buys me presents?
- •Would my shoulder hurt more if my collarbone was dislocated?
- •What should I put as my tinder bio? I want it to be hilarious but only so some people will get it, you know, to weed out the idiots.
- •Is my presence a good enough Christmas present?
- •Do I have a problem if I am addicted to popcorn?