I'm 22 and this is where my life is at right now.
  1. Are converse sneakers 'smart casual'?
  2. Can you please spray this hello kitty bubblegum spray on my face?
  3. Is it prostitution if I sleep with him and he buys me presents?
  4. Would my shoulder hurt more if my collarbone was dislocated?
  5. What should I put as my tinder bio? I want it to be hilarious but only so some people will get it, you know, to weed out the idiots.
  6. Is my presence a good enough Christmas present?
  7. Do I have a problem if I am addicted to popcorn?