WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Dreamin big
  1. Makeup artist to the stars!
    Move over, Clinique counter makeovers. This chick wants to make the cast of shows on SNICK look faaabulous, dahling.
  2. Rockette
    Fully knowing that my pancake features and thigh circumference would not make the cut, homegirl could dance.
  3. MTV VJ
    Because watching Jesse, the tall lanky kid who never washed his hair made it look so glamorous
  4. Teacher
    Because you can go home right when the kids do and you get summers off, duh!
  5. Not a teacher
    Wait I work double the hours for which I'm paid and I spend my whole summer alternating between sleeping and working.