WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY
- •Makeup artist to the stars!Move over, Clinique counter makeovers. This chick wants to make the cast of shows on SNICK look faaabulous, dahling.
- •RocketteFully knowing that my pancake features and thigh circumference would not make the cut, homegirl could dance.
- •MTV VJBecause watching Jesse, the tall lanky kid who never washed his hair made it look so glamorous
- •TeacherBecause you can go home right when the kids do and you get summers off, duh!
- •Not a teacherWait I work double the hours for which I'm paid and I spend my whole summer alternating between sleeping and working.