IF YOU HEAR ME SAY THESE, STOP LISTENING IMMEDIATELY

These conversation starters should send you packing. No good can come from them.
  1. "This might sound a little racist, but..."
  2. "Have you ever noticed if you squint like super, super hard..."
  3. "Do you think I'd vomit or poop if I..."
  4. "How offensive would it be if..."
  5. "How close to your ass are you supposed to wax?"
  6. "This is disgusting. Smell it."