HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A MONDAU
These may or may not be universal indicators. Who's to say?
- •You find yourself eating your yogurt with a fork because you forgot a spoon.
- •Your train was rerouted to Hoboken so you're twenty minutes later than usual.
- •You're starting company yoga today and you forgot to shave your legs.
- •You can't sit on your chair because it has a pile of manuscripts on it that were not there at 5 PM on Friday.
- •You embarrassed yourself by using the wrong ID to try and enter the building and dropped your yoga mat on a strangers foot.
- •The calendar says Monday.