HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A MONDAU

These may or may not be universal indicators. Who's to say?
  1. You find yourself eating your yogurt with a fork because you forgot a spoon.
  2. Your train was rerouted to Hoboken so you're twenty minutes later than usual.
  3. You're starting company yoga today and you forgot to shave your legs.
  4. You can't sit on your chair because it has a pile of manuscripts on it that were not there at 5 PM on Friday.
  5. You embarrassed yourself by using the wrong ID to try and enter the building and dropped your yoga mat on a strangers foot.
  6. The calendar says Monday.