MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

  1. Republicans really understand my needs as a woman and are here to help me.
  2. All lives matter.
  3. Can you send this back to the kitchen and scrape off the cheese?
  4. How can I do more to support the plight of men that have been oppressed by feminism?
  5. Eventually I think my mother and I will understand each other completely and have no more conflict!
  6. Lex Luthor is the real protagonist of Action Comics.