REASONS DATING IS EXHAUSTING

  1. So many dating apps, so little time!
    The normal guy on a dating app is this millennium's urban legend.
  2. Everything is awkward!
    Do you hug goodbye? Kiss? Do the handshake from The Parent Trap?
  3. Available has many definitions!
    I never knew there were so many ways to be available without being available enough.
  4. Everyone is gross!
    I wonder if anyone has ever heard "nudes for nudes?" as an opening line and been jazzed about their prospects together?