REASONS DATING IS EXHAUSTING
- •So many dating apps, so little time!The normal guy on a dating app is this millennium's urban legend.
- •Everything is awkward!Do you hug goodbye? Kiss? Do the handshake from The Parent Trap?
- •Available has many definitions!I never knew there were so many ways to be available without being available enough.
- •Everyone is gross!I wonder if anyone has ever heard "nudes for nudes?" as an opening line and been jazzed about their prospects together?