REASONS PAUL RYAN IS A MEAN BASTARD

As noted in the State of the Union
  1. He did not applaud prison reform
  2. He did not applaud immigration reform
  3. He did not applaud equal pay
  4. He did not applaud paid leave
  5. He looks like a petulant child or a constipated armadillo depending on the shot
  6. He didn't applaud the fact that we've recovered from the recession
    Because we DID we have the strongest global economy and one of the lower unemployment rates (a steady 5%)
  7. HE DIDN'T APPLAUD VETERANS
  8. He didn't applaud marriage equality
  9. STILL NOT APPLAUDING FACTS ABOUT THE ECONOMY
  10. He didn't applaud universal preschool because he hates children
  11. Not applauding health care reform because he doesn't believe people deserve to be healthy
  12. Not applauding his supposedly personal issues he'd like to spearhead
  13. His disgusting smirk that reminds me of a perp from Law and Order
  14. He doesn't applaud small businesses
  15. HE DIDN'T APPLAUD THE SPACE PROGRAM
  16. He did not WOO at Sally Ride because he's probably part robot
  17. He didn't applaud cancer research funding while sitting next to Joe Biden
    WHERE IS YOUR SOUL
  18. He doesn't believe in climate change
  19. He didn't applaud updated transportation
    Go sit on the B line in Boston for a day and see how you feel then
  20. He only applauded the military because he probably has a tiny penis
  21. He looks like he has no idea what Vietnam was
  22. He didn't applaud the end to Ebola
  23. He didn't applaud the end of the Cuba embargo because he's never seen Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights since he's soulless and an armadillo
  24. Touché he applauded ending institutional racism I guess he may be human and not a sentient pile of rocks
    I give credit where credit is due
  25. He did not applaud a call to end gerrymandering
  26. He did not applaud the viciously unfair campaign finance regulations