THINGS THAT GIVE ME ANXIETY AT THE DOCTOR
- •The absurdly loud clock that ticks with such authority that it could be counting down a bomb or the New Years ball drop.
- •The weird vertical stripes upholstery on the waiting room chairs.
- •Beige walls and blue carpet because why would you ever find that combination calming?
- •The Ansel Adams prints*Which are better than Georgia O'Keefe but worse than Norman Rockwell.
- •The expired fire extinguisher to my right.
- •So. Many. Biohazard. Containers.
- •My new doctor.