1. People not standing up to applaud issues that should be bipartisan (like veterans rights)
  2. People who stare off into space instead of listening
  3. People who do anything but bask in the President's aura
  4. Being Paul Ryan
  5. People who give side eye TO NO ONE
  6. People who are against education reform because how dare you
  7. People who talk during the speech EXCEPT for woo girls and guys
  8. Kim Davis being there in that hideous sweater combo