1. Attached the a book jacket
    Sometimes because they are clipped, more often because the hairspray has essentially superglued them together.
  2. In my pants/skirt pockets
  3. In my wallet, disguised as a poor man's money clip
  4. In my shoes, which I do not discover until I've been stabbed in the pinky toe
  5. In an empty makeup bottle
    Why I have empty makeup bottles lying around is probably another list...
  6. In the bathroom sink
    And once in the toilet...
  7. Under my pillow a la the Tooth Fairy
  8. Never in the basket I've designated for bobby pins
    That has since filled with nail polish and, oddly enough, a set of speakers.