In no particular order. I actually have not been to as many as I should
  1. UCBs
  2. Creek
  3. Caroline's
  4. Comedy Cellar
  5. Littlefield
  6. @richardabate 's office
  7. @richardabate in Will's office
  8. Union Square right when Hare Krishna and 14-yr old skateboarders are about to have a territory battle
  9. Back of the uber where you and your five friends are squished
  10. Whole Foods checkout when the cashier tells you your card was declined.