ALTERNATIVE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION "HOW ARE YOU?" ➕➕

Because if you say "good, you?" you might as well not say anything.
  1. Ruined, you?
  2. Manic, you?
  3. Bliss, you?
  4. Blessed, you?
  5. Dying, you?
  6. Thriving, you?
    I like this one because it can be used to describe any situation you're in. Really.
  7. Living the dream, you?
    My go to.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  8. Married, you?
  9. Floundering, you?
    Suggested by   @Kellendria
  10. Confused, you?
    Suggested by   @lindsinger