ARTISTS FOR WHOM I'D GLADLY BE A MUSE

  1. Picasso
    I don't even have to be Pablo's #1. I will gladly take a number and go to the back of the line.
  2. Lucian Freud
    There's really nothing one could want more than a super bleak, honest portrait of oneself. Kate Moss and the Queen are two (of many) lucky ladies.
  3. D.H. Lawrence
    Anaïs certainly wanted it, and we all want what Anaïs wants.
  4. Junot Diaz
    Why yes! I'd be happy to be the idealized adolescent love of your fleeting youth, one that you ruined your chances with, never got over, and remain haunted by years later.
  5. Dickens
    Bonus points if the inspired character has a ridiculously Dickensian name like Chuzzlewit or Pumblechook. Or is as loving and heartbreaking as Nancy (arguably the first hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character type??).
  6. Chekhov
    Just read The Lady with the Dog. So many emotions.
  7. Godard
    "I wanna be the Anna Karina to your Jean-Luc" is a 100% fool-proof way to get laid at your holier-than-thou liberal arts college because who wouldn't want what they had??
  8. Drake
    Everyone wishes they were Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree.