CHEAP ADULT LOGIC
Could also be titled poor choices that are illogical whatsoever. (@devondolan)
- •Granola bars from office pantry = breakfastI also hoard gum from the office. 🙊
- •1/2 of overpriced pad thai you shouldn't have seamless-ed = lunchThis is always a mistake. Always.
- •Other 1/2 of seamless pad thai = dinnerIf you make poor choices, at least ration them out.
- •Hors d'oeuvres served at a work event = dinnerBe warned ladies, though the fancier the event the nicer the options, other women won't even touch or look at the food. But you do what you gotta do.
- •Beer = bread and potatoes
- •Wine = daily fruit servingBonus for sangria or fruity cocktails with actual fruit in them.
- •Walking 15 blocks home instead of taking the subway/cab = workoutWho needs spin classes?