MY THOUGHTS AS I TRY ON A $300 ZARA COAT

  1. Student loans
  2. Don't you want to eat dinner this week?
  3. Buying things is the first step to good credit tho right?
  4. Student loans
  5. It looks like all your other coats
  6. It's just Zara it's not fuckin Barney's
  7. Student loans
  8. Winter is basically over
  9. But next winter will probably be just as brutal
  10. MTA is raising prices again
  11. Fuck it, I deserve this.