TINY REBELLIONS

  1. Irish exits.
  2. Taking a second free sample.
  3. Touching a museum sculpture.
  4. Leaving the house without makeup on.
  5. Leaving the house without a bra on.
  6. Giving wrong directions to entitled, asshole tourists.
  7. Ice cream for breakfast.
  8. Eating mcnuggets and fries in an expensive, tight dress after a night of schmoozing at a fancy party.
  9. Starting another ep of Twilight Zone though it's way past midnight and you have work in a few hours.
  10. Leaving halfway through a terrible reading.
  11. Asking for more of the free bread.
  12. Screening a call.
  13. Going out on Sunday night.