TODAY I WILL

  1. Be a year older.
  2. Wear a dress.
  3. Put on lipstick.
  4. Ask myself the yearly question, "what are you even doing with your life though??"
  5. Accept that it's now too late for me to be a Rhodes scholar.
  6. Be disappointed for a moment that I'm not yet an adored genius wunderkind.
  7. Talk to my brother on the phone.
  8. Potentially sign a new lease (!)
    I think I'm moving to Cobble Hill. Any listappers in the area?
  9. Get tapas and sangria with loved ones.
  10. Be grateful.