REASONS I HATE THE MOVIE "SAY ANYTHING"

I watched this for the first time this morning while in my house all alone with a big cup of coffee and while feeling very emotional.
  1. Sure, go ahead and start the movie with a speech by a shy, kind valedictorian who I am already so proud of.
  2. And have this ADORABLE BOY ask his best lady friend to take a secret picture of him with her (something I would have done in high school so thank u for the nostalgia).
  3. HE IS SO NERVOUS WHEN HE CALLS HER. I SMILED THE WHOLE TIME. HE IS SO EXCITED. AND HE MADE HER LAUGH.
  4. Bc I literally fell in love with both of them in this entire part of the movie so thanks for that.
  5. Look at THEM.
  6. Also I am in love w her and I'm so happy so dumped that asshole Joe.
  7. R u kidding me.
  8. Stop it he is so excited and she is so happy and cute I am crying.
  9. "WHY R U SHAKING?" "BC IM HAPPY" R U KIDDING ME I HATE THIS SO MUCH I LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE ANY FEELING LIKE THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL I AM MAD THAT I AM NOT IN LOVE.
  10. THEY R SO CUDDLED UP AND IN BEAUTIFUL TEENAGE LOVE AND THEY R THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER TO EACH OTHER???
  11. Just stOp I already love you, you don't need to prove anything else.
  12. Also Diane calls out Lloyd for being ageist and I have never been in love with her more.
  13. These are the reasons I love this movie I lied thank u for your time.