THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS DRUNK TONIGHT

Bonus: I'm still drunk. Very drunk.
  1. My dad told me I'm not doing a good job at being a teacher
  2. I danced with Irene a lot
    I loved every second of it
  3. Nicole and I fought over lesbians
    We're over it
  4. I hugged Jim a lot
  5. I ate pizza and drank a lot of water
  6. I stared at my 1000 piece puzzle for a long time
  7. I accidentally rubbed butts with my ex girlfriend
  8. I put on comfortable sweatpants
  9. I lost my voice
  10. A "hot" boy gave me more napkins than I asked for
  11. Goodnight, my lovely list app