So I Watched the New Star Wars Trailer Today...

  1. Felicity Jones, are you a Jedi? Are you a fighter pilot? Are you a bounty hunter? I need some answers.
  2. Where are all the lightsabers?
  3. Obviously, I'm going to guess that the mission fails since the Death Star appears in Episode IV.
  4. Obviously still going to watch the movie since failed missions, and having bad feelings about them are basically the main themes of the series.
  5. If this takes place after Episode III, Hayden Christensen better reprise his role as Darth Vader... With the voice talents of James Earl Jones.
    I would finally be able to pull out my old Episode III poster featuring Anakin to hang over my bed again.
  6. Relatedly, if Hayden Christensen comes back, can Ewan McGregor please reprise his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi?
  7. Can they please feature a new droid? Maybe a newer, sassier R2?
  8. To conclude, I'm impressed. Star Wars forever. Screw you Galactic Empire.