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    Mom and Dad treated us to a quickie dinner at Su Casa again; complete with a pitcher of margs
    No fucking salt on the rims- never put salt on an Evanow rim
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    One of my favorite parts of the MKE airport
    The Recombination Area
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    Yes, it's a fact - we told the Usingers bartender we were heading to Vegas and his response, "oh yeah, weren't you guys just there?"
    Yeah, at the end of January, good memory dude.
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    ...playing the waiting game to board
    Oh hello young couple I can have fun with... Rachel to girl, "So when are you getting married?" Young blonde girl, "I just turned 21 and am headed to Vegas with my boyfriend for the first time." Said boyfriend, "we'll either breakup or get married. Should I sign a prenup first?" My first thought [I said out loud], "Why? Do you have money?"
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    ...that was fun
    But the guy next to me is NOT having a good night. He has been hacked and is going to Vegas to confront the hacker. His kids worry about him.
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    Still waiting - flight delayed
    Let's run to Usingers and get another drink! Boom! John slammed his Miller Lite and I sipped my Titos and tonic like no body's business. Both done before the check came.
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    "We've got a Coyote on our tail!"
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    MKE is kinda pretty at night
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    Popped my horse feed
    I mean gum - my ears better not pop
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    Being my own plane bartender
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    Landed, checked into Planet Hollywood. All went smooth.
  12. β€’
    Margarita for me and strawberry margarita for John.
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    Let's go for a walk.
    Popped in at Harrahs, there's a cool piano bar I'd like to check out one night.
  14. β€’
    Walked all the way to THE PEPPERMILL!
    And a girl was bragging about meeting Carrot Top at a club. "I mean it just happens."
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    Girl still talking
    "Don't do Botox, it's just a filler."My upper lip is too thin, I can't get injections. I did once and looked like Bart Simpson." "You don't need a nose job, I mean it's not bad or good. It's just a normal nose." "Oh mah gawd, where are you going for your manicures. That doesn't sound like a good hand message." "I must not have a lot of nose hairs."
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    Meanwhile, I'm over here cleaning up my big man of a husband
    Who ordered chicken wings and somehow got sauce/ranch combo on his neck and ear, grunts and burps, while drinking a Miller Lite.
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    A visual to help get the image
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    Wowzahs - other guy next to us had a big moment in life happen
    And is disappointed in his friend/call mate about it. "This was the biggest moment of my life!" Is this turning sexual? She pregnant?? (And drinking??) Oh no, he's just "doin' me" and "they all good."
  19. β€’
    Umm waiting for our bill... Dropped off 15 minutes ago
    Went to the front counter to pay, but weren't supposed to. Oh well, get me outta here
  20. β€’
    Uber took to long, cabbed it back.
  21. β€’
    And back, and sleep.