WHY I AM SO SICK OF URBANA

This list may never end, I apologize in advance.
  1. My cousins.
    They are cute and adorable and amazing but HOLY SHIT IF THEY DO NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE I WILL ACTUALLY GO CRAZY
  2. All the other people.
    They're all cool and stuff until GOD FORBID I TELL THEM MY ACTUAL OPINION ON SOMETHING AND IT DOES NOT GO WITH WHAT THEY THINK OH LORD
  3. The traffic lights.
    Ya know, this wouldn't be w big deal if they weren't ALWAYS RED ALWAYS ALWAYS. Maybe it's just my luck but I'm pretty sure they're just always red all the time
  4. Having to drive to Dayton every. Single. Day.
    I hate driving. I hate spending money on gas. I hate having class in the summer. I hate work. I HATE HATE HATE IT ALL OMG
  5. Friends.
    Literally what are those in this town lol
  6. It's boring.
    So boring. Like. You haven't known boring until you've sat in your house for 48 hours straight just wondering what you could be doing instead of sleeping and LISTENING TO CHILDREN CRY
  7. Wait, you're GAY?!
    Yes. I am that scary, liberal, 'she's probably gonna cut her hair short and hate all men' word. And literally IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS IF THIS IS JUST A PHASE IM GOING TO SCREAM because gay people only come from big cities I forgot
  8. Fuck this town.
    Yeah there's more but I'm supposed to be taking a test right now so I'm going to stop for the moment. Thanks for reading lololol sorry for the rage