JUST SOME OF THE THINGS MY UBER DRIVER SAID DURING A 10 MINUTE DRIVE

  1. Mmmm smooth street
  2. Oooh bumpy street
  3. Oh yea, this is a smooth street right here
  4. They should really do something about this street (said on bumpy street)
  5. My grandfather died and left me 15 houses
  6. And my buddy, well...my buddy ended up killing the guy by mistake! (Chuckles)
  7. I've been looking and looking but can't seem to find it (talking about George Bush's home)
  8. I wish they'd sell me that house
  9. No (in response to the question "is it for sale?")
  10. I could flip that bitch in a minute (regarding the above not on the market house)
  11. I'M IN NO HURRY