A step by step goal on how to start procrastinating.
  1. Look out window.
  2. Open the List app
    Then Facebook, then Instagram, then Twitter, etc.
  3. Head to the kitchen in search of food.
  4. Move to couch or bed with found food.
  5. Open Netflix.
  6. Never be productive again.
  7. Go to bed.
  8. Repeat.