WHY AREN'T THEY REPLYING TO MY EMAIL?!

  1. Sent to the wrong Jennifer
  2. Message was total gibberush
  3. It's a Friday at 3pm
  4. They hate me?
  5. Message actually saved as draft and not sent
  6. Foiled by time zone differences
  7. Playing very intense game of solitare
  8. It's Tuesday at 10am
  9. They're making a list of things they'd rather do than repy
  10. Picking nose
  11. In very important meeting with The Boss
  12. In food coma
  13. In real coma
  14. Jeez. Just busy. Do you know how many emails they get a day?