MEMORABLE BAD DATES
Oh gosh. OK Cupid and Tindr have prepared me well.
- •The RevolutionaryI went on a date with a guy who dressed up as a red coat on the weekends. I mentioned that my uncle always goes to Williamsburg Virginia. He was unimpressed and told me that was more of a civil war thing. We went our separate ways after a cup of coffee.
- •The AdultI was twenty. He was thirty. With a very colorful past. We made out in his loft for three weeks and then I remembered that he has been paying taxes for a really long time.
- •The WorstAfter an awkward two hour date I drove myself home, vowing to never speak to him again. Hours later he called me, saying that he would never call anyone ever again, if you know what I'm saying. I cried and called the police. I wondered why he chose to tell that to the girl he was pretty mean to a few hours earlier.