LIES I HAVE TOLD MEN
sometimes i say things i don't mean.
- •"sure, it's fine if you get high with your friends."it is not fine. i am just sitting around while you do this, and you now smell like pot and i will taste it when you kiss me.
- •"this is not the first blowjob i have given."it is.
- •"i don't care if we celebrate valentine's day."i don't care, but i do care that you don't care.
- •"it doesn't matter where we go for dinner."i will not choose a restaurant, but i will veto any suggestion you make and feel very strongly about the one you choose.
- •"i just threw this on."not only is this the third outfit i tried on, but i also have a backup outfit in my bag in case of emergency.
- •"i would think about having a threesome."i thought about it the first time you asked, and the answer is no.
- •"we don't need to be facebook official."i am going to lose my mind.