THINGS I AM BAD AT

  1. making eye contact with a bartender to close my tab
  2. consistently responding to text messages on a sunday when i've been in my bed all day
  3. remembering everything i needed to buy at cvs
  4. drinking enough water to stay hydrated
  5. watching a new tv show when instead i could be watching friends for the millionth time
  6. flossing my teeth every night
  7. being honest when my boyfriend says "did you floss your teeth?"
  8. leaving work at 6 without feeling guilty about it
  9. calling literally anyone on the phone to make an appointment
  10. cooking for one
    which, thank goodness, will soon no longer be a concern