THINGS I CARE ABOUT MORE THAN ANYBODY WANTS ME TO

  1. who taylor swift wrote that song about
    particularly if it was jake gyllenhaal
  2. what everyone else at the table is going to order for dinner
  3. the new font on highway signs
  4. if that thing i did three days ago was weird
    it probably wasn't
  5. how i look in that dress
  6. the syrup/carbonation ratio of my diet coke
  7. whether my bra and underwear are matching