1. game of thrones
    a bunch of white men with curly brown hair running around with dragons? no thanks.
  2. any approaching weather-related disaster
    there's a hurricane coming. it is going to snow. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT.
  3. what you think about what i am eating
    "that's a lot of food." is it? "wow, you must be hungry." yeah, actually. i am.
  4. that dream you had last night
    stop forcing me to pretend to be interested and ask follow-up questions about your fake story. i am saying "mhm" periodically and not listening.
  5. beyonce
    she has good music. i would never go out of my way to listen to it. her tumblr is not well-curated. "you have the same number of hours in a day as beyonce" -- problematic on many levels.
  6. that thing you found on pinterest
    i don't need to make a cake in a mug in the microwave in 1 minute
  7. your nfl draft
    i will watch football if you want me to. i actually understand this sport. however, i do not and will not care about your draft, and i will leave if you start talking about it.
  8. how early stores put out christmas decorations