THINGS I WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE WANT ME TO
- •game of thronesa bunch of white men with curly brown hair running around with dragons? no thanks.
- •any approaching weather-related disasterthere's a hurricane coming. it is going to snow. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT.
- •what you think about what i am eating"that's a lot of food." is it? "wow, you must be hungry." yeah, actually. i am.
- •that dream you had last nightstop forcing me to pretend to be interested and ask follow-up questions about your fake story. i am saying "mhm" periodically and not listening.
- •beyonceshe has good music. i would never go out of my way to listen to it. her tumblr is not well-curated. "you have the same number of hours in a day as beyonce" -- problematic on many levels.
- •that thing you found on pinteresti don't need to make a cake in a mug in the microwave in 1 minute
- •your nfl drafti will watch football if you want me to. i actually understand this sport. however, i do not and will not care about your draft, and i will leave if you start talking about it.
- •how early stores put out christmas decorationsIS THIS AFFECTING YOUR LIFE?