THINGS MY BOYFRIEND DOES NOT FIND FUNNY THAT I THINK ARE HILARIOUS

  1. the time he accidentally signed up for a gap credit card
  2. inside jokes with my work friends i tell him about in excruciating detail
  3. jokes about the time he accidentally opened up a gap credit card
  4. me saying "lean in" all the time
  5. the episode of friends when they play the game show for the apartment
    and every other episode of friends
  6. this really long bit i do about someone being confused between "my eye dr" the practice and "my eye doctor" a random optometrist
    to be honest, even i know this isn't very funny
  7. me having told everyone about the time he accidentally signed up for a gap credit card
  8. this list, probably
    which, god willing, he will never see