1. Wings
    The NBC sitcom, not the Discovery Channel show. No, really.
  2. Beverly Hills 90210
    Even just that 1 season where Kelly is burned in a fire at an illegal rave, joins a cult, then gets involved with some weird western flashback through Dylan's seance after he gets out of rehab and gets all his money back from that con artist couple who ran to Mexico (was supposed to be Brazil though) with his half-sister, who happened to be the daughter of his felon/FBI informant father who died from being blown up in a car by mobsters in season 3 but then turned out to be ALIVE in season 10!
  3. Game of Thrones
    But I don't want to be stuck on this island until the show has finished airing, OK? (And Jon Snow is alive/going to be reborn as The Prince Who Was Promised, right?)