A CONVERSATION WITH MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN
- •Her: we have to hide from your boyfriend...he's going to try to gobble us up because we're turkeys!
- •Me: what? That's not my boyfriend, that's my brother?????
- •Her: oh yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
- •Me: nope
- •Her: how old are you?
- •Me: 23
- •Her: whaaaat why don't you have a boyfriend?! I'm gonna have one when I'm 23
- •Me: 😶👽🤖💃🙎🏽