A CONVERSATION WITH MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN

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    Her: we have to hide from your boyfriend...he's going to try to gobble us up because we're turkeys!
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    Me: what? That's not my boyfriend, that's my brother?????
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    Her: oh yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
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    Me: nope
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    Her: how old are you?
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    Me: 23
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    Her: whaaaat why don't you have a boyfriend?! I'm gonna have one when I'm 23
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    Me: πŸ˜ΆπŸ‘½πŸ€–πŸ’ƒπŸ™ŽπŸ½