1. Her: we have to hide from your boyfriend...he's going to try to gobble us up because we're turkeys!
  2. Me: what? That's not my boyfriend, that's my brother?????
  3. Her: oh yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
  4. Me: nope
  5. Her: how old are you?
  6. Me: 23
  7. Her: whaaaat why don't you have a boyfriend?! I'm gonna have one when I'm 23
  8. Me: 😶👽🤖💃🙎🏽