1. How do people go on with their lives knowing they didn't clear the microwave?
  2. Why did the m&m I just ate taste weird?
  3. How does anyone make trail mix that isn't like a 3:1 ratio between m&m's and everything else?
  4. Why am I obsessed with this emoji: 🙃 ???
  5. Will I ever be able to go to target without buying anything besides what I actually went there for?
    I actually know the answer to this question. It's no.