QUESTIONS I WOULD LOVE AN ANSWER TO (PART TWO)
- •Why do people come to me for relationship advice?Pretty sure I've failed in that department numerous times and have nothing insightful to bring to the table. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
- •Why is my cat so fat and mean?
- •How much weight did I gain from eating brinner tonight?
- •Is anybody going to kill this spider hanging down in front of the tv?Because it's driving me crazy and I will not be able to sleep tonight if it's still there even if my room is on a completely different floor.
- •What am I going to be for Halloween?
- •How is it only 8:41 PM?It feels like at least midnight.
- •Whyyyyyy does tomorrow have to be Monday?WHYYYYYY 😫😩😫😩