1. Why do people come to me for relationship advice?
    Pretty sure I've failed in that department numerous times and have nothing insightful to bring to the table. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
  2. Why is my cat so fat and mean?
  3. How much weight did I gain from eating brinner tonight?
  4. Is anybody going to kill this spider hanging down in front of the tv?
    Because it's driving me crazy and I will not be able to sleep tonight if it's still there even if my room is on a completely different floor.
  5. What am I going to be for Halloween?
  6. How is it only 8:41 PM?
    It feels like at least midnight.
  7. Whyyyyyy does tomorrow have to be Monday?
    WHYYYYYY 😫😩😫😩