QUESTIONS I WOULD LOVE AN ANSWER TO (PART TWO)

  1. Why do people come to me for relationship advice?
    Pretty sure I've failed in that department numerous times and have nothing insightful to bring to the table. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
  2. Why is my cat so fat and mean?
  3. How much weight did I gain from eating brinner tonight?
  4. Is anybody going to kill this spider hanging down in front of the tv?
    Because it's driving me crazy and I will not be able to sleep tonight if it's still there even if my room is on a completely different floor.
  5. What am I going to be for Halloween?
  6. How is it only 8:41 PM?
    It feels like at least midnight.
  7. Whyyyyyy does tomorrow have to be Monday?
    WHYYYYYY 😫😩😫😩