QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE

  1. Can you sing like Frank Sinatra?
    No? Oh okay...well, hopefully you're funny or nice or something like that...
  2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
    I feel okay asking this even though I am 23.
  3. Will you be voting for Donald Trump?
    If so, "LOL BYE"
  4. Can you tell me a joke?
    Corny jokes/puns encouraged
  5. Are you indecisive?
    Because I am indecisive AF and if you are too, we will never be able to decide where to go for dinner...
  6. Can you cook?
    Because I can make a mean bowl of cereal and maybe some Kraft mac and cheese but that's about it.