REASONS MY LIFE IS THE WORST, ACCORDING TO MY MIDDLE SCHOOL/ HIGH SCHOOL DIARY

Besides all the talk about the boy I was "in luvvvvv <3<3" with that I actually still have pathetic feelings for to this day, I frequently complained about some real deep shit. These are the things that made me lol the most. This is embarrassing. Why am I doing this?
  1. Didn't have any custard in my custard donut this morning
  2. I need a new myspace song
  3. I have pimples on my face and chapped lips
  4. I could really use some ice cream right now..too bad I gave it up for lent. Ugh whatever.
  5. I dropped my phone in Erin's hot tub
  6. We're getting sucky Fall Out Boy tix :(
  7. Mom won't let me go to Warped Tour
  8. I don't think I will ever have a boyfriend
  9. wtf ever
  10. I pretty much miss everyone and everything
    What?????
  11. Ugh, I'm tired. 10 more days left of freedom aka spring break