THINGS I'M REALLY GOOD AT

  1. Guessing the answers to Popsicle jokes
  2. Complaining
  3. Thinking I'm hilarious when no one else does
  4. Picking the wrong people to date
  5. Eating
  6. Sleeping in
  7. Being nostalgic
  8. Knowing the words to songs I loved in middle school
  9. Procrastinating
  10. Writing lists that no one will read