Just College Things

  1. Eating Cheerios straight out of the box with no milk because you're too lazy to do dishes.
  2. Figuring out how to cook everything in the microwave including things that were definitely not meant to be microwaved.
  3. People drawing pictures on the bathroom walls in period blood.
  4. Seeing a person dressed as an animal running through the dining hall.
  5. Hearing someone sneeze three rooms down.
  6. Hearing people laughing like fucking cartoon villains at 3am.
  7. Hearing people having sex next door on a Wednesday afternoon.
  8. Having the option of starting your school day at 6pm.
  9. Being in a world you hate and love simultaneously with all your heart.