Reasons That I Am Secretly an Old Lady

  1. I eat meals early.
  2. I go to bed early.
  3. I am constantly muttering about teenagers under my breathe.
  4. I often find myself telling people to turn down the music.
  5. I worry when people drive fast.
  6. I say things like "oh dear" and "goodness gracious".
  7. I like sweaters and flowery skirts.
  8. I struggle with certain technologies to a ridiculous extent.
  9. I love cats, a lot.