Reasons That I Am Secretly an Old Lady
- •I eat meals early.
- •I go to bed early.
- •I am constantly muttering about teenagers under my breathe.
- •I often find myself telling people to turn down the music.
- •I worry when people drive fast.
- •I say things like "oh dear" and "goodness gracious".
- •I like sweaters and flowery skirts.
- •I struggle with certain technologies to a ridiculous extent.
- •I love cats, a lot.