Things I Say That You're Supposed to Know I Don't Mean

  1. I don't care where we go. I'm not picky.
    But if we don't go to Panera I'm leaving you.
  2. It's totally okay that you have to cancel.
    Are you sure you don't want to rethink that decision?
  3. Don't worry about it.
    Definitely worry about it.
  4. I'm just tired.
    I'm plotting your death.
  5. I forgot, I'm busy that day.
    I forgot, I don't want to go.
  6. It's not a big deal.
    It is most definitely a big deal.