Things I Suck At

  1. Introducing myself to people.
    I either forget to tell them my name or forget to ask their name and always forget what their name was within 30 seconds.
  2. Styling hair.
    Is there some gene that other girls have that I'm missing out on!? It can't be this difficult to do hair. Seriously.
  3. Makeup.
    Maybe all the girl genes just skipped my generation.
  4. Censoring myself.
    I'm the kind of person that is constantly cussing in front of old people, accidentally offending others, and practically lives with both feet in my mouth.
  5. Taking criticism.
    NO I DIDN'T WANT YOUR DAMN FEEDBACK JUST READ IT AND TELL ME I'M HILARIOUS
  6. Letting things go.
    Especially when someone doesn't get my joke. I get it in my head that they would love the joke if they only understood it and I explain it excessively. Like they will suddenly be like "oh yeah, you're right! That's hilarious!"
  7. Being late.
    This seems ridiculous, but it's true. Fashionably late is not a thing for me. I'm always the first to show up for things and sometimes make things awkward for all involved.
  8. Lying.
    My poker face? Nonexistent.